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• US Army Official Voice Mail Message Thank you for calling the United States Army.
  I'm sorry, but all of our units are out at the moment, or are otherwise engaged....
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  * "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure....
• How To Install Software: 1. Examine the software packaging until you find a little printed box that explains what kind of computer system you need to run the software.
  It should look something like this: SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS 2386 PROCESSOR OR HIGHER 628....
• It's time to play "What's Your Business" starring you, the caller.
  That's right, you get to leave your name and number on this amazing machine!...
• Very fast:) Hi, this is 904-4344. If you want to leave a message, please wait for the tone.
  If you want to leave your name and number, please press pound, press 3, then dial your name, then press 6 and dial your number....
• M E M O R A N D U M DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURYINTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE TO
  All male employees: FROM: Internal Revenue Service RE...
• Virus Alert... If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately.
  Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty....