Borland liked dBase so much they bought the COMPANY
- Borland rules!
- A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the
"Hurry!" she said, "Stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder....
- *---- The Original dBase dGenerate
- Try Dbase 1.0! It's loaded with "Features"!
- Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me.
- But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
- NEW SIMPLIFIED, PLAIN ENGLISH HOMEOWNERS POLICY-SPECIAL FORM
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In the Beginning the Project Manager created the Programming Staff.
The Programming Staff was without form and structure....