Try Dbase 1.0! It's loaded with "Features"!
Related:
- *---- The Original dBase dGenerate
- IF STONE(ROTATION) > 1 THEN MOSS(PROPAGATION) = 0
- I hate these [0;1;5;34;44mBLINKING[0m s!!
- This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0..
- Borland liked dBase so much they bought the COMPANY
- But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
- Life is full of undocumented features!
- Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!
- Bugs Are Just Undocumented Features!
