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• I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.
• Did you hear they let Dahmer out on bail? It cost him an arm and a leg.
  He used to work at Ambrosia - dipping nuts in chocolate....
• A sandwich is a sandwich, but a "Manwich" is a meal.
  Dahmer's apartment is available for rent - will cost you an arm and a leg to rent it though....
• One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.
  He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth....
• NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike. Sure, you thought you already knew that.
  But now we have proof! After countless hours of surveys and studies on the following topics, these facts have emerged...
• Some Classic Blonde Jokes 1.) What do you call an eternity?
  Four Blondes in four cars at a four way stop. 2.) Why do Blondes have TGIF written on their shoes?...
• miscellaneous one-liners --- After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
  Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time....
• High insurance rates are what killed dinosaurs.