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• A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked "Yes sir,may we help you?
  "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied....
• Toilet Jokes Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
• If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see.
• Tonto and the Lone Ranger were lost on the prarie one day.
  The Lone Ranger, says to Tonto: "Use your Indian instincts and get us out of this mess....
• Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time !!
• Go Away!!!! Or I shall taunt you a second time!
• I shall digitize or die !!!
• ACK and you shall receive.
• I lurk quietly and carry a big OFF/ON switch.