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• I heard this from my brother, who is a Search and Rescue pilot at Canadian Forces Base Bagotville, Quebec.
  It's an apocryphal story that allegedly happened late one night during bad weather, as heard over the tower radio...
• The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.
  The pilot and co pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle....
• My primary instructor always told me that I fly like that famous Chinese pilot, Wan Wing Lo.
• On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.
  The blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York...
• A true story (from the latest edition of Australian Aviation magazine)
  After a particularly lousy landing by the co-pilot of an Australian commercial airline, that co-pilot heard the Captain announce "Ladies and Gentlemen, XXX airlines wishes to apologise for that rough landing provided today by our first officer"....
• A plane is flying over the Atlantic Ocean as the pilot is finishing an announcement over the intercom.
  Putting the mike down he hits the off switch. Unknown to him the switch is malfunctioning and his conversation is broadcast into the passenger area....
• Ex-WWII Pilot: ... There were three Fokkers straight ahead, two more Fokkers on my tail, when - all of a sudden!
  I saw a Fokker coming in from each side ....
• This story was told to me by a friend who "swore" he heard it on an IFR flight in Germany.
  It seems a "good ol' boy" American (Texas-sounding) AF C-130 reserve pilot was in the (that day very crowded) instrument pattern for landing at Rhein-Main....