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You'll Never Get There And If You Do, You Won't Know.
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You'll never get there and if you do, you won't know.
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You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL
You will never know hunger.
Q: What do snow and sex have in common? A: You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it's going to last.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American princess and a computer?
A computer that never goes down on you....
Q: What do you get when you cross a nun with an IBM? A: A computer system that never goes down.
YES! You may have already won.......
Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments.
Q: What do you get if you cross a whore and a computer? A: A fucking know-it-all.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A: An f****ing know it all.
