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• Disagree, if you must, but don't be disagreeable ...
• Disagreeable, with a little effort you can be impossible.
• I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less.
• Ever notice you can't be in the political mainstream without being all wet?
• Researchers studying moon rock disagree on whether the moon once was a part of Earth.
  Must be they've found no beer can fossils....
• No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
• Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing.
• Where you can talk to people without using up saliva.
• Life Without Crutches If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills If you can be cheerful
  ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it, If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time, If you can overlook when people take things out on you, when through no fault of your, something goes wrong, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment, If you can face the world without lies and deceit, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, Then, you are almost as good as your dog or your cat....