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• YES ____________ NO -------------|Does it work|------ ____ |__ _ -------------- | |Don't mess| _______|____ | with it | |Did you mess| ------------ | with it?
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• Why do you have your front door leading right into the dining room?
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• Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the same time.
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