Related:

• Blood in the Saddle - By the Kotex Kid.
• Forty Miles in The Saddle" By Major Assbu
• 50 Days in the Saddle - By Capt. O. Blubalz
• If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle.
• Not Again?
• The Ride of Her Life.... A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.
  She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion....
• Here in Kentucky, we're in the middle of deer hunting season, which means that the woods are full of people armed with weapons with a higher caliber than their IQ.
  Which brings to mind the story of the man who took his wife deer hunting (apologies to those who may be offended by the sexism - actually female deer hunters are no stupider than males)....
• Unknown GOLF: A game primarily comprised of hitting a ball into sand and then trying to hit it back out again.
  (Variation: involves hitting the ball into a clump of trees or a body of water....
• Where's The Mail? A blonde goes out of her house and checks her mailbox.
  Seeing nothing, she closes the mailbox and goes back into her house....