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• Make the world a better place, communicate.
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  There were always takers. I have a car, so I took many friends to the store, post office, or Bank....
• JUMP!! There were four men on an Airplane Flight, the Pilot, the World's Smartest Man, a Hippie, and a Priest.
  The plane began having engine trouble. It started descending at a very rapid rate....
• If Men Really Ruled The World... · Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
  · Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you....
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  They were trying to come up with an equitable way to divide the money between God (the two churches and one synagogue) and themselves (the clerics' weekly income)....
• If men had it their way: Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
  Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you....