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• Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty.
• Q: How do you double the price of a yugo? A: Fill up the gas tank.
• Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying.
• It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
  "Hit it....
• I'm told of a Bishop of Birmingham, Who buggered young boys while confirming them, To roars of applause, He tore down their drawers, And pumped the episcable sperm in 'em.
• YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF... You've ever cut your grass and found a car.
  You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't....
• Crime has left a wretched taste in the mouth of a young thief.
  Seattle police said the 14-year-old made a tactical blunder while attempting to siphon gas from Dennis Quigly's motor home last Tuesday....
• This practical joke is hearsay. A fellow student some years ago related the following.
  Apparently another student was a bit of a braggar....