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• Beware of cheap JH Junior imitations.
• Junior, quit playing with your floppy!
• Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!!
• Elementronics: The heaviest element known to science is Managerium.
  This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles....
• Not long after his marriage, Ernie Junior and his father, Dirty Ernie senior, met for lunch.
  Well son," asked Ernie senior, "How is married life treating you?...
• Says a girl from junior high to her boyfriend: "Do you want to come to my place tonight?
  Nobody at home!" Of course he eagerly agrees, so at eight he rings the doorbell....
• The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.
  I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling....
• How `bout those relatives that seem to stay longer than expected.
  ... If you had someone staying at your house, especially if they're traveling with small children, help them pack up the car....
• This actually happened the other night. I'll always remember it.
  .. keith) It's report card time around here and my junior-high-school-aged daughter was preparing me for her soon-to-be-delivered grade slip....