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  Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your Willie....
• NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK Cover your stump before you hump.
  Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your Willie....
• Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
• And that's a wrap!
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• How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They covered the toilet bowl with Saran Wrap.
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• Captain Condom says: "Wrap that Rascal".