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• Dear Mr. Smith, We regret to inform you that we have rejected your application to model and represent our product - TROJAN CONDOMS.
  Although your general apearance is not displeasing, our Board of Directors feel that your wearing our pro- duct does not portray a positive, romantic image of our product....
• NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK Cover your stump before you hump.
  Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your Willie....
• NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK Cover your stump before you hump.
  Before you attack her, wrap your wacker. Don't be silly, protect your Willie....
• Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
• And that's a wrap!
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• Q: Why should you wrap your pet hamster in electrical tape?
  A: So it won't explode when you fuck it....
• If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
• Specially in December, gift wrap your member.