Newer in not BETTER just bigger in size!!!!
- Building Bigger and Better Hangove
- Bob lost his dick in a horrible traffic accident. Fully recovered
except for the use of "Mr.
Happy," late one night he was watching TV. During the commercial break an ad came on for "Doctor Smith's Miracle Penis Replacement Clinic....
- You're Not Getting Older, Just Better.
- When choosing between two evils, select the newer one.
- Just like '976-TALK', only better and cheaper.
- One night at a bar in San Francisco, a sailor and marine, both on shore
leave, started arguing about which service was better, who could drink more,
who had the bigger dick, etc.
Well, needless to say, the bartender stepped in and said, "Okay, let's settle this once and for all...
- Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting."-Alan Dean Foster "To the Vanishing Poi
- It just doesn't get any better than this. Ok, maybe it does...
- Perkin's postulate: The bigger they are, the harder they hit.