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• Raising kids is like trying to herd cats!
• Why do men swim faster than women? Because they have a rudder.
• Q: Why can't little black kids play in sandboxes? A: Cats_______________________
• 390 Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
  A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna....
• Q: Why aren't there any swimming pools in Mexico? A
  Because all the Mexicans who can swim are over here....