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• Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing...
• Sports fans? .... Athletic supporters?
• Q: Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A: Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?
• Why me?
• Two salesmen were traveling in the country when their car breaks down.
  The only house around for miles was a large mansion....
• Man with athletic fingers make broad jump.
• If the shoe fits, it's not government issue.
• Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
• Actual Signs ** In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait.
  ** On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts....