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  The great chief replied "My son, when your older brother was born, the first sight I saw after the moment of his birth was a bear running through the wood...
• I was born right the first time.
• No, no, NOT "born again." I said I was into PORN again!
• I was born this way! What's your excuse?
• I was born to Code, Compile, Link, Test, Debug!
• Signs That You May Be Canadian... ** You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine" ** You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
  ** You drink pop, not soda. ** This doesn't bother you at all....
• An Indian brave came up to his chief. "Oh Big Chief, why you give us the names you give.
  "Mmmmm. When your cousin was born...I look across and see deer leaping in field....
• The Fisherman One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf.
  He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish....