Signs That You May Be Canadian... ** You Understand The Phrase, "Could You Please Pass Me A Serviette, I Just Spilled My Poutine" ** You Eat Chocolate Bars Instead Of Candy Bars.

Signs That You May Be Canadian... You Understand The Phrase, "Could You Please Pass Me A Serviette, I Just Spilled My Poutine" You Eat Chocolate Bars Instead Of Candy Bars.

Signs That You May Be Canadian...
** You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just
spilled my poutine"
** You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
** You drink pop, not soda.
** This doesn't bother you at all.
** You know what it means to be on pogey.
** You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!"
** You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
** You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
** You don't care about the fuss with Cuba, it's a cheap place to travel
with good cigars and no Americans.
** You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
** Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
** You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
** You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
** You know that Thrills are something to chew and "taste like soap".
** You know that Mounties "don't always look like that"
** You know that the Friendly Giant isn't a vegetable product line.
** You know that Casey and Finnegan are not a Celtic musical group.
** You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
** You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's
"Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo"
** You were mad when "The Beachcombers" were taken off the air.
** You know what a tuque is.
** You admit Rich Little is Canadian and you're glad Jerry Lewis is not.
** You never miss "Coaches Corner".
** You know all the words to "If I Had a Million Dollars"
** You remember when Alanis Morisette was "Too Hot To Hold".
** You have memorized the Heritage Foundation's Heritage Moments, including
your favorites, "I smell burnt toast, Doctor", "You all know I canna read a
word..." and "Kanata".
** You spend sleepless nights wondering if Peter Mansbridge and Wendy Mesley
will ever find again the blissful love they once knew.
** You know Ashley MacIssac isn't Celtic enough.
** Your backpack has only one Canadian flag sew-on.
** You have been on Speaker's Corner.
** You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing
'u's from labor, honor, and color.
** You remember "Jodie" from "Today's Special" and wonder why she reads news
on CBC.
** You wonder idly if there is some government cover-up of a covert
operation behind shifting the shooting location of "X-Files" from British
Columbia to California,
** You know that a "Premier" isn't a baby born a few weeks early.
** You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
** You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter
above the ground.
** The local paper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for
hockey.
** You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
** You understand the Labatt Blue commercials
** You perk up when you hear the theme from "Hockey Night in Canada"
** You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Canadian
friends

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Signs That You May Be Canadian... ** You Understand The Phrase, "Could You Please Pass Me A Serviette, I Just Spilled My Poutine" ** You Eat Chocolate Bars Instead Of Candy Bars.

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