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• There was an old woman from leith Who would circumcise men with her teeth It wasn`t for fame, or love of the game but to get at the cheese underneath.
• Where sex and fun are spelled the same way.
• Said a lecherous fellow named Shea, When his prick wouldn't rise for a lay, "You must seize it, and squeeze it, And tease it, and please it, For Rome wasn`t built in a day.
• There was a young lady named Smith Whose virtue was largely a myth.
  She said, "Try as I can I can't find a man Who it`s fun to be virtuous with....
• More fun than sex. Well, less messy at least.
• Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing.
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy".
  I call mine Sex. Sex has been embarrassing to me....
• Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I wanted to be different, so I called my dog "Sex.
  I found out that "Sex" is a very embarrassing name....
• Renting airplanes is like renting sex: It's difficult to arrange on short notice on Saturday, the fun things always cost more, and someone's always looking at their watch.