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• Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
• Sign in a non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
• Smoking Stinks.
• I once knew a medical man who loved frozen daiquiris.
  He was at a bar one night drinking one when a piece of hickory-wood form the ceiling fell into the glass....
• I'm SMOKING the Dragon...
• Thanks for not smoking, she breathed.