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• here was the guy driving along the highway at 40. A chicken was keeping up with him and the chicken had three legs.
  He increased speed to 60 and the chicken was still running alongside....
• Where the fun never stops. Never starts, either.
• Never sail where seagulls walk!
• Where Gary Hart REALLY spends his weekends.
• Where do baby elephants come from? REALLY BIG storks.
• houses --- In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything.
  Every so often I would flick it on and off just to check....
• Men, Translated "I'm going fishing." Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
  "It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical....
• Where intellectual giants come to frolic...it's a pity they never post.
• A RUT IS AN OPEN-ENDED GRAVE. FILL IT WITH SOMEONE