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• SIGNS: ** On a Plumbers truck : "We repair what your husband fixed.
  ** On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania...
• Q: What did they award the man that invented the door knocker? A: The No-bell Prize.
• What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the door? Matt.
• Kill the nerds Since hunting season is going strong, I thought this might be approprite.
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• Subject: Nerds This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.
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• Q: When is a door not a door? A: When it is ajar!!
• What we need is Scratch N Sniff taglines!