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• Waddya mean FIRED?!
• Air Head Fired
• It went *ZAP* when it fired.
• Q: Why is the gun on welfare? A: It got fired.
• Iraqi rifle for sale... Never fired... Dropped once.
• Tell the order taker to tell the manager to tell his supervisor he's fired.
• Peewee fired his lawyer. He said he could handle it himself.
• An Eskimo came out of the Arctic and walked into a bar in Nome, Alaska.
  He was dressed in traditional Eskimo garb but the bartender noticed that this one particular Eskimo was carrying a shotgun and a bucket of crap in one hand and a pretty fluffy cat in the other arm....