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• Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back
• The old Jewish man was walking on the beach with his only grandson, when a giant wave crashes onshore, sweeping the boy out to sea.
  The man looks up to the heavens and says "Oh Lord, this is my only grandson, how can you take him away from me like this?...
• A Jewish boy asks his father for $15. $10!" His dad exclaims. "What do you need $5 for?
• Three old jewish men were sitting around a table eating lunch, when the first one said, "Oy vay!
  I sent my son out into the world, and he came back a Christian!...
• Jewish Jokes What bites but doesn't swallow? A Jewish girl.
  Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews found the same penny....
• One of my favorite jokes, a telling commentary on Jewish mothers' capacity to lay on guilt, involves the mother who gave her son two neckties on Chanuka.
  "The boy hurried into his bedroom, ripped off the tie he was wearing, put on one of the ties his mother had brought him, and hurried back....
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• My wife is just as nice as can be, I hope she doesn't feel to nice toward me, For an afternoon of joy Is hell on the old boy.
  I wonder what the wife will want tonight!...
• WHY DON'T JEWISH HUSBANDS EVER GET HEAD FROM THEIR WIVES? BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHEWERS!