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• Cum on feel the NOIZE! --Twisted Siste
• What do you call a nun in a blender? Twisted Sister.
• Some engineers are trying to measure the height of a flag pole.
  They only have a measuring tape and are quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole...
• There once was a priest and a nun on missionary journey in the Sahara Desert.
  They were riding a camel in a caravan across the desert when all of sudden a sandstorm blew in....
• Two math students, a boy and his girlfriend, are going to a fair.
  They are in line to ride the ferris wheel when it shuts down....
• TO MY DARLING HUSBAND, I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it.
  Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives TWO YEARS AGO....
• How do Chinese mothers name their babies? Throw some silverware down the stairs and name them after the noise it makes.
• This is (#include phone.addr). We are not ... excuse me a moment, please.
  Put your sister down. PUT YOUR SISTER DOWN! (sound of window breaking) Great!...
• Posted by one whose mind isn't twisted, but sprained