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• Western civilization: a very good idea.
• Civilization is fun! Anyway, it keeps me busy!!
• Three Salesmen Three salesmen were driving cross country when their car broke down far from civilization.
  After walking for some distance they came to a farmhouse....
• Universal Laws: "The Law of Volunteering" If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.
  "The Law of Avoiding Oversell" When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse....
• Q: How many Generals/Politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: 1,000,001: One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....
• How many generals does it take to change a light bulb?
  1,000,001. One to change the bulb, and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where we need light bulbs again....
• Q:" How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?
  "A:" 1,000,001 - One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again....