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• Always flush the toilet three times.
• Indecision is the basis for flexibility.
• Tolerance is the apex of any civilization.
• The basis for optimism is sheer terror.
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• Civilization is fun! Anyway, it keeps me busy!!
• How do you bury a Panamanian? Flush.