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• Men, Translated "I'm going fishing." Really means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
  "It's a guy thing." Really means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical....
• The stream-of-unconsciousness BBS.
• <---The data stream went thataway!----->
• There were those two Poles that went fishing. They found a lot of fish and filled the boat.
  One of them told the other to mark this area for later time....
• Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball.
  It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap....
• One day, Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball.
  It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap....
• Wet_Dream_ It was April the 41st. Being a quadruple leap year, I was driving in downtown Atlantis.
  My Barracuda was in the shop, so I was in a rented Stingray and it was overheating....
• We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Fanny, It's Miller Time
• A fish? Yes a fish. Think about it. . . .