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• Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!
• I unplug for storms. It's safer that way.
• It is much safer to obey than to rule.
• Hormone Hostage... Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands.
  This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other....
• (Bumper Sticker) Make war, not love - It's safer these days.
• A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
• Safer than drugs and just a little more interesting.
• Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer!
• Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.