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• Surge into Modeming but unplug for storms!
• Surge into electronic mail but Unplug for thunderstorms!
• This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer!
• Storms are caused by cold fronts and weekend
• It is much safer to obey than to rule.
• Hormone Hostage... Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands.
  This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend or significant other....
• (Bumper Sticker) Make war, not love - It's safer these days.
• A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
• Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!