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• PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR.
• Open the pod door please, Hal
• Go for Baroque--if you can get a Handel on it.
• Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: "Please do not disturb further.
• Q: How are jello and woman alike? A: They both wiggle when you eat them.
• THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET A KICK OUT OF THESE (ACTUAL!) SIGNS
  Sign in London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS....
• No Response, Please!
• No Applause, Please
• ODD SIGNS FROM ENGLAND 1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines.
  Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out....