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  His economists, meanwhile, will continue trying to figure out what he did right....
• No Response, Please!
• I'm told of a Bishop of Birmingham, Who buggered young boys while confirming them, To roars of applause, He tore down their drawers, And pumped the episcable sperm in 'em.
• MORE POWER PLEASE!!!
• No mushy keyboards, please....
• Please, read the Skeptical Inquirer!
• Please ignore previous tagline.
• Please don't kill the messenger.
• Please Captain not in front of the Klingo