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• TEXAS COMPUTER DEFINITIONS Hard Drive: Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires, pulling a flatbed trailer loaded with alfalfa hay.
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• What Computer Virus Do You Have? Beware of the following computer Viruses.
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• Imagine for a moment if the computer revolution had occoured a decade or so sooner.
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• My Loss is Your Gain!
• My comm port + Your comm port = wakawaka
• IMPIETY: Your irreverence toward my deity.
• Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn...
• My HST is faster than your HST!!!!