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• ObJoke: This guy goes to Texas on vacation. (No, that's not the punchline.
  ) When he's ready to leave the airport, he hails a cab, but a stretch limo pulls up....
• Are you out of my mind?
• DAVE . . . MY MIND IS GOING
• Johnson & Johnson : ÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ "ouch
• Johnson & Johnson Tagline: ÛÛÛÛÛ°°°°°ÛÛÛÛÛ.
• Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
• My mind is a real scheme engine.
• My mind is fine but my forgetter is better.
• Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech.