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• My favourite was one I heard that someone at Boston University did to his roomate, who he hated.
  Late one night, while the roomate, a very sound sleeper, was asleep, this chap superglued his....
• A couple has a male friend from visiting from out-of-state, when an unexpected blizzard blows in, and keeping him from traveling.
  Since the couple has no guest room, he states his intention to find a nearby hotel, and be on his way in the morning....
• NEWS BULLETIN!!! Today, in a tragic accident at the Exxon corporate headquarte
  he fish truck "Prince William Express" slammed into the side of the main building of the new corporate headquarters spilling more than 20 tons of dead herring, salmon, sea otters and various other wildlife on to the pristine lawn of the Exxon complex....
• I got this from a neighbor who works for a fish packing company.
  .. NEWS BULLETIN!!! Today, in a tragic accident at the Exxon corporate headquarters, the fish truck "Prince William Express" slammed into the side of the main building of the new corporate headquarters spilling more than 20 tons of dead herring, salmon, sea otters and various other wildlife on to the pristine lawn of the Exxon complex....
• Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.
  UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible....
• A gambler was telling a friend about his first junket to Las Vegas and how hard it was to get any sleep.
  I was awakened at one, two and four in the morning by a drunk chorus girl banging on the door and screaming," he recalled....
• A lawyer was awakened one night. When he looked up ther stood the devil.
  "What do you want said the lawyer?" "I am going to give you all the money you can ever spend in exchange for your soul, your wife's soul, and the souls of your children," said the devil....
• In our residence the lounge door can be locked (or unlocked) by any room key from the floor.
  You can also remove the handles from a door (ie the lock comes too) and switch the handles....
• THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return.
  Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years....