The 1st Person To Raise Their Fist, Just Ran Out Of Idea
The 1st person to raise their fist, just ran out of ideas
Where is God? Two bothers, ages eight and ten, were always getting themselves into trouble for some reason or another.
If something was missing, they were probably involved....
Sometimes you just have to wonder... I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy....
1st Person : I'm a philatelist - I collect stamps.
2nd person : I'm a lepedoptorist - I collect butterflies....
Mottos To Live By If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking....
AUDIENCE PARTICIPATION PLEASE! 1. Make a fist out of your hand 2.
Loosen it a little Q: What do you get? A: Pee-Wee's Playhouse....
1st Polack: What would you do if you found a million dollars?
2nd Polack: If it belonged to a poor person, I'd return it....
Your cart just ran over my dogma.
Your cat just ran over my dog.
Your karma just ran over my dogma