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• And the plural of house is....CAT.....'Hmmmm'
• The plural of spouse is.......spice.
• The plural of mouse is........mice.
• He is a Fun Guy -- plural of fungus ...
• The little cabbage in the field was consulting its mother about life.
  Life," said the mother "is a gamble; you've got to withstand storms, drought, wind, animals--not to mention bugs, lice, mold, rot....
• English Can Be A Silly Language Lets face it, English is a stupid language.
  There is no egg in eggplant. No ham in hamburger. And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple....
• NON-CURSE CURSE'S May you have the nicest neighbors in all Sibera.
  May your name be so famous that every bailiff, tax colector, cop and secret agent know it....
• English language Let's face it -- English is a crazy language.
  There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburge...
• The English Language Let's face it-English is a crazy language.
  There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple....