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• And the plural of house is....CAT.....'Hmmmm'
• The plural of louse is........lice.
• The plural of spouse is.......spice.
• It was the 8th annual mouse convention and mice from near and far had gathered for the ball.
  A pretty little female mouse waltzed by the stag line and one of the males whistled a low, dirty whistle to himself....
• He is a Fun Guy -- plural of fungus ...
• Optical mice have no balls.
• RAYMOND B. NORMANDEAU Press Secretary for Queensbridge Houses Tenant Council Apartment 5B
  41-04 Vernon Boulevard, Long Island City, NY 11101 * September 7, 1990 SOLOMON PEEPLES NEW YORK CITY DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH PEST CONTROL 12-26 31 AVENUE ASTORIA, LONG ISLAND CITY, NY 11102 Greetings I am writing on the behalf of the eighteen thousand residents of Queensbridge Houses, the largest New York City Housing Authority housing project....
• Stationary mice have bigger balls.