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• Thank you for making the last moments of my life socially awkward.
• >DING!< Thank you, thats it.
• I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious.
• Bill and I went golfing the other day. We were in the middle of the sixth fairway when stopped in midswing and took off his hat in deference to a funeral procession that was passing by.
  Usually, he just played on ignoring all distractions....
• It was obvious that Mr. Reagan and Mr. Bush used the same writer for their acceptance speeches.
  The first 150 or so words of each talk were the same...
• I'm sorry. Thank you for playing. Next contestant.
• Thank you. Alexander will not repeat this mistake.- Worf.
• Thank you for NOT NOT using tag lines! <HUH?>