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• Tempest: (T)ransient (EMP) (EST)imates.
• Tempest: (TEM)-Wave (P)ropagation in (E)-Field (S)ite (T)esting.
• Tempest: That which occurs in Teapots.
• Mon crayon est longe et grand.
• My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.
  E. today," wrote a parent. "Please execute him....
• Pleazse excuse Roland from P.E. for a few day. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
• Have fun: Ask them very personal or bizare questions.
  If it's the opposite sex pretend that you earnestly want to date them....
• 63 Prope mare erat tubulator Qui virginem ingrediebatur.
  Dessine ingressus Audivi progressus: Est mihi inquit tubulator....
• Q:" How many EST followers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  "A:" A roomful. They take turns as the leader tells them what rotten and worthless bulb screwers they are....