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• SUMMER SEMINARS FOR WOMEN OF THE 90's These seminars are designed to promote a better understanding between today's women and their spouses and/or mates.
  The "modern" woman may have lost touch with some of the essential techniques required in the 90's to properly deceive her mate into thinking he's satisfied....
• WINTER SEMINARS FOR WOMEN OF THE 90's These seminars are designed to promote a better understanding between today's women and their spouses and/or mates.
  The "modern" woman may have lost touch with some of the essential techniques required in the 90's to properly deceive her mate into thinking he's satisfied....
• Yes, I'm in a very GUMBY mood today.
• An elderly English couple, the wife rather deaf, were visiting New York.
  They hail a cab and start out on a lengthy journey....
• Or the gal who wanted a unique pet for a gift for her husband, and bought the Crunch-Bird that the pet store clerk recommended.
  Why? Well, the clerk had demonstrated.... "Crunch-Bird - CHAIR!...
• Buttons we would like to wear: Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?...
• I heard that they were going to move Texas A&M to Canada.
  ...... They say that it will raise the average IQ of both countries....