SUMMER SEMINARS FOR WOMEN OF THE 90's
These Seminars Are Designed To Promote A Better Understanding Between
Today's Women And Their Spouses And/or Mates.
These seminars are designed to promote a better understanding between
today's women and their spouses and/or mates. The "modern" woman may
have lost touch with some of the essential techniques required in the
90's to properly deceive her mate into thinking he's satisfied.
Today's male; while he doesn't have a clue as to what a woman feels,
thinks, or needs; does recognize the old fashioned lies and cover-ups
which women have employed for generations. Today's woman must be more
creative and deceptive if she is to properly confuse her man into
thinking he is happy; thereby relieving pressure on the homefront.
Course
Number Seminar Topic
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1021.1 In-laws: Survival training and tactics.
1021.2 Children: Survival training and tactics.
1021.3 Husbands: Survival training and tactics.
1022.1 Accessorizing with children's play things.
1025.1 "Dessert? I couldn't... well, maybe just... a pound or two."
1025.2 Creative dinner ideas - The NEW Spam!
1033.1 Lifts & tucks; group discounts
1033.2 Interesting things to do with Lypo leftovers.
1033.3 Silicone: The new you!
1037.1 Training children to do housework; through guilt.
1047.1 50 surefire lines to strike terror in the lounge lizard.
1047.2 50 insults to make Mr. Macho cringe.
1048.1 Using PMS to your advantage at the bar.
1048.2 PMS: legal defense in family violence.
1049.1 Is it gauche to carry condoms in your purse? What size?
1049.2 Is it gauche wear condoms as earrings?
1050.1 Will he respect you in the morning? Do you really care?
1050.2 Remembering what happened the night before.
1050.3 Who is that strange guy in bed next to you?
1050.4 How much to tip, the morning after.
1050.5 Locating a free clinic, where they don't know you.
1051.1 What does your dog really think while watching you do it?
1051.2 Should pets be involved in bedroom activities.
1053.1 Where to hide "love toys" when guests come over.
1053.2 Where to hide your boyfriend when your husband comes home.
1053.3 Where to hide your husband when your boyfriend comes home.
1053.4 Where to hide if you didn't get them hidden in time.
1055.1 50 rarely used excuses, when you're not in the mood.
1055.2 50 suggestions when you are in the mood.
1055.3 50 things to do when you are in the mood; and he's not home.
1057.1 Getting the repairman to reduce the bill.
1059.1 Gossip Goddess; do you have what it takes?
1061.1 Doing your nails: For looks or lethal weapons.
1061.2 Doing your nails: A tax write-off.
1062.1 Donating his sports stuff to charity: A tax write-off.
1062.2 Creative checkbook altering; it's not embezzlement.
1062.3 Tax advantages: Renting your children.
1063.1 Disabling the TV during the "big game."
1063.2 Understanding the remote junkie; a functional disability.
1065.1 He thinks he has Alzheimers? Help speed the process.
1065.2 Convincing him you need a young, muscular pool man; even
if you don't have a pool.
1069.1 Just saying "no" does not involve a glass of ice water in
his lap.
1069.2 A mud pack to bed insures no nookie in the morning.
1069.3 Giggling/pointing in bed usually insures a peaceful night.
1069.4 Encouraging Mr. Limp.
1075.1 Living on the edge: Dating your boss.
1075.2 Living on the edge: Dating your boss' son.
1075.3 Living on the edge: Dating a cop.
1075.4 Living on the edge: Dating a cop's partner too.
1075.5 Living on the edge: Dating a parachutist.
1075.6 Living on the edge: Dating a parachutist, while parachuting.
1075.7 Living on the edge: Dating your husband's best friend.
1075.8 Living on the edge: Dating your husband's mistress.
1080.1 Personal hygiene: Body hair - shave, cream or uproot.
1080.2 Personal hygiene: Bad breath - blaming it on the dog.
1080.3 Personal hygiene: Breast exams - do men really do it right?
1080.4 Personal hygiene: Why not to douche with mouthwash.
1085.1 Honeymoon No-Nos: "What's yours is mine, what's mine is mine."
1085.2 Honeymoon No-Nos: "Is this a community property state, dear?"
1085.3 Honeymoon No-Nos: "What's THAT little thingie?"
1085.4 Honeymoon No-Nos: "There was nothing about THAT in our vows!!"
1090.1 Never say: "If I'd only married...."
1090.2 Never say: "What's the big deal about football?"
1090.3 Never say: "Why don't you make more money?"
1090.4 Never say: "Can't the body shop just iron out the fender?"
1090.5 Never say: "But the Jones' have one."
1090.6 Never say: "I'll start my diet next week."
1090.7 Never say: "Come on, just one more time Honey."
1090.8 Never say: "But you said YOU were going to throw out those
golf clubs; I saved you the trouble."
1090.9 Never say: "Wouldn't another child be precious?"
1090.10 Never say: "But I thought YOU picked up the kids!"
1090.11 Never say: "I thought some embroidery would make your
favorite bowling shirt look... pretty."
1090.12 Never say: "You said you liked it last night, so I thought
I'd warm it up again tonight."
1090.13 Never say: "I saw your secretary today; she's got to go!"
1090.14 Never say: "I couldn't possibly wear the same outfit TWICE!"
1090.15 Never say: "50 pair of shoes simply aren't enough!"
1090.16 Never say: "Mother is coming to live with us."
1090.17 Never say: "I'm a... a size 3; yes, a 3."
1090.18 Never say: "I look fabulous in Spandex!"
1090.19 Never say: "Do you think I look a little fat?"
Arrangements have been made to accommodate young children of women
who attend these seminars. Should it become necessary for you to
bring a husband/mate, rooms are available which contain tapes of all
major sports events. Proper supervision will keep your dependents
from becoming too unruly; as well as for your children.
