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• Anarchy is against the law.
• Life was so much easier before law school <sigh>
• Dead Puppies aren't much fu
• How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The Bible says nothing of light bulbs, so they must be a tool of the devil....
• The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older.
  After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and bumpier....
• Laws of Golf: LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.
  This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime....
• Yesterday I looked out my backyard into my neighbor's backyard and I saw a penguin walking around the yard.
  So, I called my neighbor and said, "Do you know that you have a penguin in your back yard?...
• Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
  .. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
• Earning money would be fun if it wasn't so taxing.