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• SHAKE WELL.
• Shake yo' medicine rattle...
• What! did the Hand then of the Potter shake?
• This reminds me of a similar stunt we used to enjoy at the dining hall in my undergrad days.
  The food service used opaque plastic salt and pepper shakers with pop-off tops that could be pried off with a knife blade if you were persistent enough....
• There was an Australian, American and Irish astronaut all bragging to each other about what achievment they would to do in their careers The Australian says " I want to be the first Australian to land on the moon" The American says " I want to be the first Human being to land on Mars!
  The Irish astronaut says " I want to be the first human being to land on the Sun !...
• One day a little boy was peeking at his sister through the window while she peed.
  He noticed she farted as she peed. That evening he asked his dad, "Why does sis fart when she pees?...
• Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again. ==
• NOT using Deluxeý and loving it!
• Still using WordStar-- BY CHOICE!!