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• Sex is only dirty if it's done righ
• Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER!
• Housework, if done right, can kill you.
• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
• How do you tell the sex of a chromosome? Take down its genes.
• Dahlmer: He doesn't like sex unless its on a plate!
• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
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• You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
  .... %end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you look like a real wanker....