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• Sex is natural, but not if its done right!
• Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
• Murphy's Laws On Love and Sex The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
  Nothing improves with age. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again....
• Remember when the air was clean and the sex was dirty?
• MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX -------------------- 1.
  The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings....
• Housework, if done right, can kill you.
• Odd that no-one mentioned the fun to be had with all the new and wonderful phone features available now.
  None of the below are truly destructive. Adjust gender as appropriate (women's lib be damned, I'm not going to type his/her, s/he every time)....
• Have you heard about the long-married man who found sex more enjoyable if lay on his right side?
  It was the only position in which he could see the television ......