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• Followed by the explosive harpoo
• Q: How do you screw a fat chick? A: Flip through the folds of fat until you find the one that smells like shit, then go back one.
• Thar's Mobius Dick, the convoluted whale.
• If we don't harpoon whales, then where will we get oil?
• A whale couple was strolling along the seaside (whales are monogamous, you know), when the male whale spotted another whale being harrassed by a whaling ship.
  We'll call the male whale Dick for conveinience, and his female compaion Jane....
• Save the snails!
• Q. How do you circumsize a whale? A. Send down four skindivers.
• Liposuction will destroy your FAT.