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• Never eat more than you can lift.
• RTFM - Revert To Former Method!
• Mother Superior: "Sister Maria, if you walk through town at night, and you're accosted by a man with bad intentions, what would you do?
  Sister Maria: "I would lift my habit, mother Superior....
• Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it?
• I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.
• Forget RTFM..., Phone the Author at home!
• If at first you don't succeed, RTFM
• Even a noseless dog can stink.
• THE LAST THINGS ANY WOMAN WOULD EVER SAY 1. Could our relationship be more physical?
  I'm tired of just being friends. 2. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way....